blahblahnyborg: I need to get laid, STAT.I am not even k

Megabrain Cockmagnet (

blahblahnyborg) wrote,
@ 2005-08-03 16:12:00

Current mood:

horny

I need to get laid, STAT.

I am not even kidding.

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	crasch 2005-08-03 04:23 pm UTC (link)
	I need to get laid, STAT. Hey, baby, I'm the EMT of Love... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	blahblahnyborg 2005-08-03 04:29 pm UTC (link)
	Sadly, you are on the other side of the country. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	crasch 2005-08-03 06:14 pm UTC (link)
	No sweat. Under the proper conditions, I can give orgasms at a distance. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	blahblahnyborg 2005-08-04 03:45 pm UTC (link)
	Ah, but it's not the orgasms I'm missing (I can take care of that), it's the one on one human contact, the feel of someone else's hands on my body. And I can't get that from a distance. Unfortunately. =/ (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	crasch 2005-08-04 07:16 pm UTC (link)
	Hmmm, sadly, you're right, I can't do much about that. Since cure is impossible, time for some palliative care. I can vouch, from first hand experience, that the Orgasmatron is the next best thing thing to real human contact. No batteries required! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	antiotter 2005-10-04 04:32 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, I'm only halfway across the country. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	blahblahnyborg 2005-10-04 04:39 pm UTC (link)
	True dat. How's it going over there? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	mobiusmuse 2005-08-03 08:16 pm UTC (link)
	Amen to that, and how. I'm going to start humping my vacuum cleaner soon if things don't improve. (Reply to this)

	litos 2005-08-03 09:40 pm UTC (link)
	Ummmmhmmmm..... Like you couldn't get some if you just walked out onto the street nekkid.... Ummmmmhmmmmm.... (Reply to this)

	pfarley 2005-08-03 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	I can't imagine you'd have difficulty fulfilling this need. Does your city have a Craigs List? Or some type of "speed dating" network? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	blahblahnyborg 2005-08-04 03:42 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks for the vote of confidence, but I seem to be in a rut I can't get out of. And as for craigslist, I've had appallingly bad luck there. It's made me a little gun-shy, there. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	jamzjamz 2005-08-04 06:38 pm UTC (link)
	all you need is an open mind. i have assumed a nonjudgmental and cheerful approach to these situations, and the results have been mindblowing. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	jamzjamz 2005-08-04 09:04 pm UTC (link)
	and i realize that the situation can be very different for women, but still - a change in attitude did me a lot of good, accompanied by a clear awareness of what i'm looking for. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	deliciouspear 2005-11-15 12:03 pm UTC (link)
	Hey punkass! I need to know where to send you an invitation to our wedding. You can email it to pear@brightgirl.net (Reply to this)

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